For nearly fifty years, give or take a few, the WARTMAN has been the last word in commodious enjoyment for visitors and Dronx residents alike. Inconveniently located in the heart of Dime Square. Hourly rates available upon request.

Somewhat useful LINKS & other information

Photo Gallery

Hay

Our founder

Forgetatorium

Wax moustaches

Dronx drawings

Contact our concierge, Mr. Icarus,
for all your hospitality requirements!

"Ask him for advice . . .he loves to give it!"

 

iicarus@waxteeth.tv

 

CHECK OUT WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAY ABOUT THE WARTMAN

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"WOW Mom! Dad says we're staying at the Wartman!!!"

"Yes son, the Wartman is a commodious hotel."