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Our founder,
Joseph "Sam" Wartman

"Every day can be a holiday so enjoy yourselves . . ."

Here's what our visitors have to say about us. We think you'll agree, SO,
don't hesitate, make YOUR reservation today!

“The Wartman Hotel is the place to stay if showers are of no concern.”
 Customer #86
“The most anonymous hostel in New York City. You won’t know who you are when you are there.”
 Customer #12
“A thrilling man taught me a new word as we stood on the ledge of the Wartman Hotel. FRUITAL meaning a fruitful futileness.”
 Customer #145
“I love the desk clerk clicking the lobby abacus. It is dryer than a waterfall and I hate being wet.”
 Customer #3
“I got to stay in the yellow room! Even the complimentary floss matched the ceiling!”
 Customer #57
“We were married in the 4th floor hallway and spent our honeymoon in the 5th floor hallway.”
 Customers #13 and #14
“Mr. Icarus drew me a beautiful map to the Band-Aid Museum.”
 Customer #99
“The fire extinguisher made a pass at me—but besides that, the service was less than I expected.”
 Customer #8
"The chocolates and savories under the bed were a nice touch."
Customer #139
"The valet let our boys play with the cars in the parking lot across the street."
Customer #8,921
"Whenever I visit the Wartman I feel hungry, so I quick tuck into a plate of shoe gravy in their commodious dining facilities!"
Customer #333
“AND DON'T FORGET THE SHOE SWAP EVERY TUESDAY AFTERNOON!!!!!!”
 Customer #999,999,999